Monthly Archives: June 2007

“Well, go ahead and materialize the topaz orb first.”

McSweeney’s has a short story titled “IN THE YEAR 2030, THE YOUNG HOTSHOT AT MY OFFICE TRIES TO WALK ME THROUGH ‘CENTAUR,’ APPLE’S NEW MIND-ORB-BASED OPERATING SYSTEM.” The piece is absolutely hysterical, but there’s a lesson to be gleaned from it as well: how to not conduct the next tech training session in [...]